Strip Tease

ok ..so i woke up this morning ..very very very nervous .. i had eaten a bit later than normal ..and it was weigh in day .. but i felt that i had done very well for the week .. i gained last week .. and was back up at 152 .. . and i wanted to be at 149.8 .. well .. the scale read .. 151 (curse scale).

so what did i do? like any sane woman ..i stripped teased the scale ..i told that scale .."look .. how much do you want .. ? u can have it all baby ..jsut give me $149.80" (and yes this stripper loves change) ... well .. it worked ..kind of .. 150.6 .. .better than nothing ..but that scale is a stingy old man .. i've named my scale walter .. .anyone else name their equipment? ..(no not that kind sicko-s) .. .

well a loss of 1.4 I will take (grudingly ..look im greedy) ... i just hope im not back up ..after the birthday weekend ..

there will be wine involved .. and me and wine have had a long distance relationship for way too long ..."hello wine. my name is lysh. its nice to see you again. wanna come home wiht me tonight?"

p.s. dont ever try to pull up strip tease pics at work. (im not an idiot i googled cartoon + strip tease) but .. still .. no bueno